And so have I!!!!
Weeeeee, the squirrels are back...
Hey DWB's! It's Halloween...and do you know what that means? Do ya? Do ya? That's right, as Mom said...it's my 3rd BARKDAY!!! (Dad says it's no coincidence that my birthday falls on the devil's holiday...but whatever...he's STOOPID!)
So far it's been great. Dad got me this super awesome special Howloween Barkday hat...(don't worry, that's not a real spider...but am I not super adorable in orange?)
Plus Dad let me do ALL the stuff I LOVE to do today...
Hanging w/my BFF in the yard...
Eat Sherman's Super Stinky Salmon cookies (Thanks Mom!)
Hunt for Squirrels AND play with my ball!!
Take Dad for a walk...
I love Walkies!! Let's Go, Let's Go, Let's Goooooooo!!!!
WTF is this THING doing in my house???
I'm not really sure what it is...I think it's supposed to be a dog??? Mom thinks she's really cute but I don't get it. Anyway, her name is Isabella and apparently she's staying with us for a little while? WTF???
She's practically taking over the whole house!! She stole my rawhides...
Mom & I had a little talk about the whole situation and if I'm nice to this THING, I'm promised an extra trip to the park and a big fat turkey neck. Fine. See how nice I'm being???
Oh...and have I mentioned THIS???
Yeah. WTF??? This is not Funny Farm, people!!
You'll get to hear all about the C.A.T. I have to live with a little later. Sympathy would be greatly appreciated.
This is such a beautiful time of year in the 'burgh. All of the leaves are changing into beautiful colors and the temperature is perfect.
So I said, Hey Mom! Let's go to the Park!!
Mom put me on this super long leash so I'd have room to run and explore. I blend in wit h the leaves so well...bet you can't even find me in this picture!
So why do I have to be on a leash at all? Weelllllll, there are lots & lots of deer roaming around the park this time of year. And I have excellent radar...I spot them from a mile away and point them out.
I see one!
I see another one!
And I would chase them if given the chance. Hence the leash. Mom has some crazy, irrational fear of me getting hooved to death. Whatever.
I found a nice spot for some roaching...in a big pile of stinky stuff. Please ignore her stupid voice...
There were so many leaves covering the trail, we almost got lost! But I sniffed out the way...
It was the perfect day at the park. I love spending time with my Mom...without the little white maniac tagging along.
This picture is for you, Peanut!
My Rottenbuddy, Ben gave me the letter M to play in the Letter Game. My job is to name 10 things I love that start with the letter M. This is gonna be tooooo easy!!
In no particular order...except #1....
1. MOM!!!! Duh...she's best friend and favorite person on earth.
2. Moles...or rather, hunting and killing moles.
3. Merrick. Oh how I love this stuff!
Even if it does come in a pink bag and has "Senior" written on it. I think the Senior part is just a joke. Ahahahahahaaaaa!
4. My Aunties...they take very good care of me.
5. Meat! I don't really discriminate here. I love all kinds of meat, really. And this just might be the most beautiful picture I've ever seen...
6. Heath Miller...OK, OK, my Mom, like, LOVES him...see #1. If he wants to be my new Dad, I think that would be all right.
If anyone else wants to play, let me know & I'll give you a letter...